Feb24 Critics >.< Posted on February 24, 2012 by appletellsall Standard From Animals Talking in All Caps - I HAVE WITHIN ME WORDS UNENDING! RIVERS OF WORDS! OCEANS! REMEMBER WHEN YOU PEED YOUR PANTS IN GYM CLASS? THAT WAS TWELVE YEARS AGO! I AM NOW THE SINGLE GREATEST WRITER OF SEMI-EROTIC STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION FANFICTION IN THIS WHOLE FOREST AND YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME GODDAMNED RESPECT! HEY, PEE PEE ARNOLD, THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON PAMPERS AT WALGREEN’S. SHUT UP! I’VE ALSO BEEN WORKING OUT! I AM JACKED! LOOK AT MY QUADS! YOU THINK WRITERS OF STEAMY KLINGON-ON-ROMULAN ACTION CAN’T BE ALL RIPPED UP? THINK AGAIN! THINK TWO TIMES ABOUT THAT SHIT! YOUR MOM CALLED. SHE SAYS SHE ACCIDENTALLY SHRANK YOUR RUBBER SHEETS IN THE DRYER. OH MY GOD YOU EAGLES ARE DICKS!
